[OLD CRAP] Please Don't Cry

While everyone else ships the Witch with the Hunter, I prefer pairing her up with the Fast Headcrab Zombie. Why? Because... um... they're both bone-thin and have large claws? Hooray for crack pairing! Of course, this would never happen in the canon of either game. Most likely, the Fast Headcrab Zombie would try to tear the Witch's guts out, only to meet her fatal claws of doom... so, like most crack pairing, this is just for fun and not at all serious.

Actually, I've toyed with the idea of a HL2/L4D crossover fic centered around the partnership of a Fast Headcrab Zombie and a Witch, born out of some remnants of mutual trust rooted in their previous lives. Despite how it sounds, it would actually be a very dark and tragic story. Don't know if I'd actually write it or not... even with Dino Attack RPG finally finished, I've already got plenty of writing that I still need to do.

So, the Witch is wandering and sobbing, as usual, and the Fast Headcrab Zombie tries to comfort her, reaching out to hold her in his embrace. What Fast Headcrab Zombie doesn't realize is that the real reason the Witch cries is because her left shoulder is missing, and no amount of hugging will fix that. Yeah... whoever uploaded her model to the workshop, do you think you can fix that please?

Half-Life 2 and Left 4 Dead belong to Valve. Garry's Mod belongs to Garry Newman.